John Dave

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EB: dave!
TG: sup john
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EB: ((FUCK DAMMIT PARP!
EB: what's up?
TG: [[srsly
TG: nothing much, you?
EB: same. bleeeh. i'm bored dave.
TG: well what am i supposed to do about it
EB: i don't know! i'm hiding from jade. she wants to paint my nails purple.
TG: oh shit
TG: dont let her paint them purple
TG: paint them something coole
TG: cooler like
TG: red
EB: i'm actually thinking green.
TG: fine if you wanna be lame like that
EB: wait no... green would clash with my god-tier outfit and THAT would be lame.
TG: totes
TG: you know so would red
TG: go with cyan bro
EB: yes! that would be... so awesome.
TG: amazing
EB: yes. i will tell jade right away.
TG: dude send me some pics
EB: alright.
TG: pfff whats her reaction when you actually go to her instead of running from her
EB: --ectoBiologist [EB] has sent the file 'dudelook.jpg' to turntechGodhead [TG]--
TG: dude
TG: flawless
EB: she just laughed and went to get the other color.
EB: she did such a great job man!
TG: i know theyre great
TG: im so jealous
EB: rose might do yours. or maybe kanaya. don't ask terezi though.
TG: but how do i know if they'll look as good as yours
EB: you don't.
TG: i cant let you win though so ill go ask rose
EB: ok.
TG: what color
EB: hmm... i see... hmm...
EB: i would say black, but that's stupid and cliche.
TG: oh how about
TG: yellow
TG: nah
EB: eew no.
EB: yellow and red? no.
TG: orange
EB: hm... like.. a burnt-ish orange. not any of that bright crap.
TG: alright lets hope rose has some of that color
EB: she's rose.
EB: she can probably magic it up or somehting.
EB: *something
TG: dude
TG: they look
TG: so
TG: fucking rad
EB: show me man!
TG: --turntechGodhead [TG] has sent the file 'fuckingamazing.jpg' to ectoBiologist [EB]--
EB: holy shit dude.
TG: i know right
EB: we have to be the raddest people in paradox space.
TG: everyone else better just give up
TG: they cant beat this
EB: we blow away the competition.
TG: dude this is just amazing
EB: jack won't know what's gonna hit 'em.
TG: except for a fist full of beautiful
EB: dude what was rose's reaction?
TG: shes still over there with kanaya giggling
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EB: rose! this is serious stuff! it's not to be taken lightly and DEFINITLY not meant to be giggled with kanaya over!
TG: pfff
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EB: ((FUCK PARP!
EB: ((OK
EB: ((Check?
EB: tell her i said that.
TG: she rolled her eyes and kept laughing
TG: she doesnt understand
EB: she doesn't understand that we NEED this.
TG: maybe shes just jealous and is trying to hide it
TG: gosh rose get over yourself
EB: does SHE have awesomely colored nails?
TG: i dont think soo
EB: ooooh SNAP!
EB: she's so jelly right now.
TG: i would give you the highest of fives but
TG: youre all the way over theerrreee
EB: uh... hm... how can we solve that?
TG: next time we see each other
EB: the highest of fives will be given.
TG: of course
TG: and then a bro embrace
EB: a very manly bro embrace.
TG: the manliest
EB: yes.
EB: and then what?
TG: -cough- manlymake-outs-cough
TG: i mean what
EB: -cough-ofcoursewhydidn'tithinkofthat-cough-
EB: huh? i didn't hear anything.
TG: well now i wish we could see each other quicker while our nails are still in fabulous condition
EB: that is so true! oh my gosh.
EB: argh. this is frustrating beyond belief.
TG: i know right
EB: why do we have to be this far apart man! *flails*
TG: i dont know but now im all upset
EB: me too.
EB: jade's giving me the strangest look now.
TG: yeah kinda awkward looks over here too
EB: they just don't understand.
TG: typical ladies
TG: -dramatic eye rolling-
EB: this calls for the most dramatic of all dramatics.
TG: super-duper 3rd grade girl dramatic
EB: covered in drama-sauce.
TG: maybe thats too dramatic for them
EB: awww. *puts drama-sauce away*
TG: for another time
TG: anyway
EB: alright.
TG: which of those amazing activities should we do first when we see each other
EB: highest of fives, make-out, brohugs?
TG: sounds good
EB: so it's a done deal?
TG: yup
EB: should i ask... oh why the hell not. it's a date?
TG: its a date
EB: yesssss!
TG: how long have you been waiting to ask that
EB: a while now...
EB: *shifty eyes*
EB: jade's laughing at me now.
TG: ha, why
EB: something about me being pathetic.
TG: pff you arent pathetic
EB: see jade! your opinion doesn't matter anymore!
TG: though, why wait up until now to ask me
EB: dunno... nerves?
TG: understandable
EB: heh.
TG: i guess that goes for me too
EB: well. we're just a pair of dorks with rediculously awesome nails.
TG: a pair of boyfriends with ridiculously awesome nails, you mean
EB: r-really?
TG: of course you said these nails were amazing
EB: i-i meant the boyfriends part.
TG: i know you mean that you big dork
EB: XP
EB: so... are we?
TG: yes
EB: that... good. i like that.
TG: urgghh now i cant stand waiting to see you
EB: me too! arrgh...
TG: im really excited about that smoochin' part
EB: m-me too. >/////<
TG: shit is that a blush emote
TG: are you blushing
EB: yes he is!
EB: a;sojdfgabodgufWE
EB: jade!
TG: hahaha thats fucking cute
EB: s-shut up...
TG: hey man dont worry rose and kanaya are over my shoulder right now poking fun at me for blushing
EB: females!
TG: i know right
EB: i mean really.
TG: ...i miss you man
TG: its been too long since we've seen each other
EB: i miss you too. how long? it's seems like forever.
TG: im pretty sure it has been forever
EB: arrrgh!!! *rages*
TG: cant jade with her spacey powers teleport you here or someshit
EB: she says she doesn't know and doesn't want to try on me.
TG: aww man
TG: well try it with something else
TG: see if it works
EB: ok. she tried on an apple. anything?
TG: pfff
TG: sweet now rose can make me aj
EB: did it poof over?
TG: yes and now i told rose to make aj with it
TG: its been forever since ive had aj
EB: pfff. ok. now she's trying something like... animal-ish. what the... jade why did you send over a salamader?
TG: NO DONT EAT THE APPLE YOU LITTLE SHIT WHY D
EB: *gigglefit*
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EB: so i'm guessing it worked.
TG: are you laughing dont laugh the fucker ate my one chance at applejuice
EB: we have some here, jade's sending over a bottle. or... twelve.
TG: oh
TG: hell
TG: fucking
TG: yes
EB: ok. she's ready. i'm coming over bro!
TG: yess
EB: *APPEARIFIES* hey!
TG: -tacklehugs-
EB: *falls*
TG: ididntthinkthiswouldworkohmygodjohn
EB: jade you're amazing!
TG: seriously jade you amazing sunovabitch
EB: well. first thing's first. the highest of fives is in order.
TG: -positions self for the best highfive ever- you ready
EB: *readies self for the best highfive ever* yes.
TG: ==> Proceed to give your bestbro the highest of fives
EB: ==> Proceed to reciprocate the highest of fives from your bestbro
TG: im surprised that didnt make half the universe explode
EB: me too. that was epic.
TG: now what was next on that agenda
EB: something about making out i believe?
TG: right
TG: well c'mere
EB: *walks over and promptly puts his mouth against dave's*
TG: -cups his chin and tilts his head a little-
EB: *opens his mouth and puts a hand to dave's cheek*
TG: -slips his tongue inside John's mouth, brushing up against his teeth. Man has he been waiting for this-
EB: *meets Dave's tongue with his own, shivering slightly*
TG: -tangles with John's tongue for dominance, pinning it down and rubbing it-
EB: *fights back and tugs on his hair*
TG: -smirks into the kiss, easing his tongue off of the other's and back into his one, pulling away a bit- woah there
EB: h-huh?
TG: little excited
EB: uh w-well... *blushes*
TG: not to mention im pretty sure rose and kanaya are still in here
EB: oh... ehehe.
TG: nah im pretty sure they left a while ago
EB: *looks over* yeah. they left.
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EB: ((PARP
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TG: [[parp can u not
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TG: [[gdi parp
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EB: ((*gross sobbing*
EB: ((Oh hey. Look who stopped being a bitch.
TG: [[-paps- i think parp has had some troubles
EB: ((Many, many troubles.
TG: besides what about that 3rd thing on our list
EB: oh. right. the maliest brohug ever.
EB: *manliest
TG: -pulls him into a tight hug- and then more makeouts
EB: *hugs back* yes.
TG: -nuzzles against him- im so fucking happy
EB: *smiles* i don't think words can describe how happy i am.
TG: [[fff im sorry i keep getting distracted
EB: ((It's fine.
TG: [[just incase do you have a tumblr
EB: ((Yeah. askthe-ocs
TG: [[-gasp- i follow you already
TG: [[this is ia, or ironicallyapplejuic
EB: ((*gasp* OMG
TG: [[+a
EB: ((Ermagerd. *huggle*
TG: [[-cling- iwas just thinking whoever this is is just the cootest john
EB: ((I was just thinking this was one of the most awesome daves. The nailpolish part at the beginning killed me.
TG: [[pfff seriously i loved that. its silly little things like that that makes a roleplay worthwile. yknow its not just suddenly smut
EB: ((Yeah. My nails atm are purple, too.
TG: [[my nails are nail color. i need to repaint them
EB: ((Awww. That sucks.
TG: [[hmmm what color
TG: [[you know what cyan works
TG: [[cyan and orange hahahaah
TG: [[thewn i can be reminded of this
EB: ((YES. ALL THE YES.
TG: [[-squeals- tonight is just great
EB: ((*squee* it is! Shall we continue?
TG: [[yes lets
EB: ((I believe it's your move
TG: there isnt a word that describes how happy we are, huh.
EB: nope.
TG: -smiles- hey, guess what
EB: what?
TG: -kisses his nose- love you
EB: *wrinkles nose* i love you too.
TG: -pouts then tackles him, tickling- what'd you say? -showers him in tickles and kisses-
EB: *laughing* i-i said i love you t-too!
TG: -smiles and relaxes- that's what i thought
EB: *giggles a bit*
TG: your laugh man
TG: its the cutest
EB: *blushes*
TG: your blush
TG: is the cutest too
EB: *blushes deeper* th-thanks...
TG: -pulls him close- ive been wanting to do this for so long
EB: *grins* me too.
TG: -plants another kiss on his nose-
EB: *wrinkles nose again*
TG: -nuzzles him- this is great
EB: it really is.
TG: i could just lay here like this with you forever
EB: *snuggles* that would be nice.
TG: -rubs his back- so while we havent been here snuggling, what have you been up to? like with jade
EB: kinda fun. i've been teaching her how to get better at pranks.
TG: really hows that workin
EB: pretty well actually.
TG: not too well right
TG: youre still the master
EB: she's close to being an apprentice.
TG: is that so
TG: lets hope she doesnt surpass you
EB: no one can surpass the master. no. one.
TG: mmm hopefully -kisses his forehead-
EB: it's truth, dave. truth.
TG: well for your sake i hope it stays that way, my lil trickster
EB: *grins* it will.
TG: -holds his face, brushing his thumb over his cheek-
EB: *leans up into the touch*
TG: -touches his nose to John's smiling- look at those eyes
TG: amazing shade of blue
EB: *smiles* when can i see your eyes, dave?
TG: heyy, getting a little ahead of ourselves
EB: bleh. that's cool. i don't care.
TG: oh please
TG: if you want to see them that bad
EB: *face lights up*
TG: youre gonna have to try and catch the shades -smirks and hops up-
EB: daaaave! *whines and hops up also*
TG: joooohhnn -hides-
EB: *searches around* aha! *tackles*
TG: -he flashsteps away- nope~
EB: *falls* dammit!
TG: -hides under a table, his cape sticking out somewhat-
EB: *tugs on the cape*
TG: -freezes, acting like he's not there-
EB: *slowly backs away and does a running leap onto him*
TG: -rolls away- haha
EB: asdkjfaksdg!
TG: cmon john use those pranking skills
EB: *thinks and grins* just you wait! *runs off*
EB: *comes back a few minutes later*
TG: hm?
EB: *pulls out one of the bottles of apple juice*
TG: what are you doing with that
EB: *uncaps it and takes off the seal*
TG: john
EB: *puts it to his lips*
TG: joooohn
TG: thats my aj
EB: *tips it back*
TG: john why
EB: *drinks some*
TG: -sits there, not gonna give in-
EB: you sure you don't want any?
TG: -nods-
EB: ok then! *drinks some more* this is really. good.
TG: -pouts- oh cmon
EB: there's more in the other room, dave.
TG: -raises his brow- oh is there
EB: yes. the rest that jade sent over before me.
TG: no
TG: you wouldnt dare
EB: i dare a lot of things. be more specific.
TG: dont touch the rest of the aj
TG: or so help me
TG: no more kisses
EB: i didn't i swear.
EB: and anything but that!
TG: oh are you sure
EB: positive.
TG: -gets up and walks into the room with the rest of the aj- i dunno looks like they've been messed with
EB: *he triggers a wire and a hook comes down and takes the shades off his face* AHA! *glomps*
TG: oh you little shit
TG: -smirks and squeezes his eyes shut, being a tease-
EB: *sticks out tongue* pranking. master. come ooooonnnnn~
TG: i guess i walked right into that one
TG: literally
EB: yup!
EB: i won, now show me!
TG: i want a kiss first
EB: alright. *kisses*
TG: -smiles and his eyes flutter open-
EB: *gapes* they're so cool! *grins*
TG: yeah yeah
EB: >: P *kisses again*
TG: -holds his face and kisses him-
EB: *smiles and tilts head*
TG: -pulls him down onto the couch, his tongue poking at John's lips, asking for access-
EB: *opens mouth*
EB: ((I'm falling asleep here at the computer. I'm calling a night. This'll be up on tumblr before I crash though. This had to be one of the best ones in a while.
EB: ((Night.
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TG: [[likewise! sweet dreams : o3